When I swagger, I am monstrous
I can't even make out the details
When I swagger, I am monstrous
I am $19.97 suggested retail
When I swagger, I am monstrous
I make all the ladies swoon
When I swagger, I am monstrous
If I never swagger again, it couldn't be too soon.

Baby don't worry, baby it don't matter
Cause everything gets monstrous when I swagger

When I swagger, I am monstrous
I amaze myself sometimes
When I swagger, I am monstrous
I am always on the front lines
When I swagger, I am monstrous
People never forget I'm there
When I swagger, I am monstrous
I swagger to make them care

Baby don't worry, baby it's looked after
And it's all gonna get monstrous when I swagger